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RE: The Fun Pun Thread - Fiction - 02-25-2016
when I first found out about Magic: The Gathering, I made the dumbest pun ever. I said to my friend, "Sounds like a gathering."
RE: The Fun Pun Thread - Ziggy and Angelbaby - 02-27-2016
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal turned to the other and said, "This taste funny to you?"
RE: The Fun Pun Thread - EquestrianPenguin - 02-27-2016
I can't remember the last time I got a good night sleep. But my bed can, it's memory foam
RE: The Fun Pun Thread - Pacifist - 02-27-2016
I'm a good boyfriend to Rock Pone. I never take her for granite.
RE: The Fun Pun Thread - Ziggy and Angelbaby - 02-27-2016
I'm gonna quote an excerpt from "Guards! Guards!" by Terry Pratchett:
"I've always thought," said the monarchist, pulling out a pipe and beginning to fill it with the ponderous air of one who is going to deliver a lecture, "that one of the major problems of being a king is the risk of your daughter getting a prick."
There was a thoughtful pause.
"And falling asleep for a hundred years," the monarchist went on stolidly.
"Ah," said the others, unaccountably relieved.
RE: The Fun Pun Thread - EquestrianPenguin - 02-29-2016
I like standing by the pool and watching people swim, it gets me wet.
RE: The Fun Pun Thread - EquestrianPenguin - 03-03-2016
What does a kinky vegetable say?
Artichoke me daddy
RE: The Fun Pun Thread - Ziggy and Angelbaby - 03-03-2016
Some of these puns are so dirty; I fear they could become a stain on this topic.