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The Real Truth - EquestrianPenguin - 04-02-2016
I've been meaning to say this for a while now, but, Spitfire isn't actually my Waifu, she doesn't even exist, my true Waifu, and tulpae, is the pie from the Gala.
![[Image: maxresdefault.jpg]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/HRBpSQBxNMo/maxresdefault.jpg)
Just look at her, she's so beautiful, her pretty Apple filling, that gorgeous crust, I can't live without her. Ever since I saw that episode I've been in love with Apple Pie (that's her name) Her and I have been together for three years and will be getting married next month, she's also 7 months pregnant with Penguin Pie JR, who will be our beloved son.
Thank you all for reading this
RE: The Real Truth - Pacifist - 04-02-2016
You're not the only one with something to confess.
Maud is no longer my waifu. She left me for Tom.
She said he was harder than I could ever be. ;_;
"Rock" is now my trigger word.
Anyone caught using that word will be stoned.
Spoiled Rich is my waifu now.
help me
RE: The Real Truth - Gentian - 04-02-2016
...Penguin Pie Junior...
RE: The Real Truth - Mercyknight - 04-06-2016
(04-02-2016, 10:28 AM)TheWarden Wrote: yall are dumb stop doing april fools jokes on april 1st do it on may 13th
rent a snow machine in august and make your neighbor have a white yard.
try the old dish soap on the grass to make words in foam when it rains trick.
RE: The Real Truth - NightHorse666 - 04-06-2016
when it's april 6th and apple pie is still pregnant
RE: The Real Truth - AMereShadow - 04-06-2016
Pies can be hot.
...
I'll show myself out.
RE: The Real Truth - Mercyknight - 04-06-2016
(04-06-2016, 11:31 PM)AMereShadow Wrote: Pies can be hot.
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I'll show myself out.
apple pie with cinnamon or are we thinking chocolate?
RE: The Real Truth - EquestrianPenguin - 04-08-2016
Apple Pie faked being pregnant so I filled a divorce, she got all of our bananas and apples, but I got the carrots so I guess I win.
I'm now in a relationship with Spitfire.
RE: The Real Truth - Gentian - 04-08-2016
Y... you mean no Penguin Pie Jr?
RE: The Real Truth - EquestrianPenguin - 04-08-2016
(04-08-2016, 11:51 AM)Gentian Wrote: Y... you mean no Penguin Pie Jr?
Unfortunately yes, no Penguin Pie Jr