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Equestrian Rhapsody - Gentian - 04-26-2016
I ride my bicycle a lot. I'm poor, and can't afford a car, I hate driving anyway. Ponies are what keeps me going, as silly as that sounds. Anyway, while riding home after work I started humming Bohemian Rhapsody to myself, and tried to ponify it. When I got home, and got all the stuff done that needed doing, I decided to flesh it out. I hope you all like it!
I see a li-ttle silhouetto of a hoers.
Hear skidoosh,
hoers goes whoosh,
Will you watch the po-ne show?
Alicorny prin-cess,
won't you have teh sex with
ME?
Twi-light Spar-kle
Ce-les-ti-a
Prin-cess Lu-na
Prin-cess Ca-dance
Oh, teh ponez are so hot!
Magnifico-OH-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh!
I'm just a no-hooves, nobody loves me.
They're just a no-hooves
with a shit back-story!
Spare them a life,
lived without
teh pone!
Easy cum, easy go,
will you let me go?
OFF-TEH-RIDE?! Nooooo! We will not let you go!
Let them goooo!
OFF-TEH-RIDE?! We will not let you go
Let them goooo!
OFF-TEH-RIDE?! We will not let you go
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go!
never!
Will not let you go!
Never! Never! Never!
Let me go-o-o-o-ohhhhh!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Oh Ce-les-tia, Ce-les-tia, Ce-les-tia, let me go.
Cuh-ri-sa-lis
has a changeling put aside for mee-ee-ee,
for mee-ee-ee,
for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
RE: Equestrian Rhapsody - Ziggy and Angelbaby - 04-26-2016
I'll be honest: I did not expect to show up at Central and read something like this today. xD The "vocalist" certainly seems to be propositioning a lot of ponies in that song. o_O
RE: Equestrian Rhapsody - Gentian - 04-29-2016
(04-26-2016, 03:29 AM)Ziggy and Angelbaby Wrote: I'll be honest: I did not expect to show up at Central and read something like this today. xD The "vocalist" certainly seems to be propositioning a lot of ponies in that song. o_O
Well, yeah. I started off making it about Twilight, but realized the "let me go" line didn't at all fit with my desire to be with her. Then I recall on /mlp/ they like to talk about how "the ride never ends" and that did fit, so I wrote it from a reluctant anon's POV about My Little Pony and the fandom in general, instead.
It was intended to be sung tounge-in-cheek, I hope it didn't come across wrongly.
RE: Equestrian Rhapsody - Kadae - 04-29-2016
Holy smokes, nice work! You never cease to impress me.
Bohemian Rhapsody is great.
RE: Equestrian Rhapsody - Gentian - 04-29-2016
(04-29-2016, 11:27 PM)Kadae Wrote: Holy smokes, nice work! You never cease to impress me.
Bohemian Rhapsody is great.
Well thank you, Kadae! You're always so kind!
RE: Equestrian Rhapsody - Kadae - 04-29-2016
(04-29-2016, 11:30 PM)Gentian Wrote: Well thank you, Kadae! You're always so kind!
[furious blushing]
RE: Equestrian Rhapsody - Ziggy and Angelbaby - 04-30-2016
(04-29-2016, 11:08 PM)Gentian Wrote: I hope it didn't come across wrongly.*Shakes head.* Wasn't trying to say anything like that; was just making silly observations. I've rewritten songs, myself, to be about Rainbow; most notably Scissor Sisters' "Baby Come Home." But that was a couple years back.
(04-29-2016, 11:52 PM)Kadae Wrote:OooooOOOooooh! Sucking up to Kadae, I see! <----- This part is a joke.(04-29-2016, 11:30 PM)Gentian Wrote: Well thank you, Kadae! You're always so kind!
[furious blushing]