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How to scare away robbers-

Step 1- Step out onto porch

Step 2- load double barrel shotgun

Step 3- Fire two blasts
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Love is bittersweet, sometimes you have to carry on knowing you're partner won't be with you much longer, what's important is that you stay strong for them
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(04-06-2016, 08:35 AM)EquestrianPenguin Wrote: How to scare away robbers-

Step 1- Step out onto porch

Step 2- load double barrel shotgun

Step 3- Fire two blasts

Or dress up as Donald Trump
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(04-06-2016, 05:58 AM)EquestrianPenguin Wrote: Why did your grandmother call you and what made your aunt want to take your gun? Does t make sense to me, but they were definetely not within reason.

within reason is not something they seem to understand. basically they get annoyed because i have a carry permit and actually carry a self defense pistol. personally though. im a grown man so let them disapprove. it still won't be any of their business.

anyhoo im sorry i mentioned it.. to be honest when i did it was because i was still quite upset after having basically having to do everything in my power to convince my aunt to walk away instead of walking in and getting herself either shot in self defense or arrested on felony charges. the fact that my family would betray me like that itself proves... proves they are not to be trusted for anything at all
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Embrace yourself, shit storms are coming XD
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(04-06-2016, 11:55 PM)Fiction Wrote: Embrace yourself, shit storms are coming XD


nah. i have several guns in the house and the law on my side. let them whine and bitch. it is all they can do except kiss my fuzzy green unicorn rear
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(04-07-2016, 12:13 AM)Mercyknight Wrote:
(04-06-2016, 11:55 PM)Fiction Wrote: Embrace yourself, shit storms are coming XD


nah. i have several guns in the house and the law on my side. let them whine and bitch. it is all they can do except kiss my fuzzy green unicorn rear

I wasn't talking specifically to you
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Dude I feel so bad for flies. They have no real purpose.
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(04-08-2016, 03:17 PM)TheWarden Wrote:
(04-08-2016, 02:53 PM)Fiction Wrote: Dude I feel so bad for flies. They have no real purpose.

Their beating wings help create a little breeze and some music. Apart from that, they help decompose carcasses and plant materials, pollinate some flowers, feed many other kinds of organisms and they're absolutely necessary for the perpetuation and spread of many kinds of viruses, worms and other creatures. But, they don't likely 'know' they serve any purpose. Only people are naive enough to believe that everything must serve a purpose. Flies simply serve themselves.

Flies make such good music *turns off Daft Punk* God, the way they work those wings is magical. So not annoying at all.
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I don't care if they serve a purpose or not. Fuck flies. Fuck mosquitoes too, and ticks.
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Every possession and every happiness is but lent by chance for an uncertain time, and may therefore be demanded back the next hour.
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(04-08-2016, 03:46 PM)Gentian Wrote: I don't care if they serve a purpose or not. Fuck flies. Fuck mosquitoes too, and ticks.

Exactly. Especially wasps.
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