Top 5s

[Ziggy and Angelbaby]

Top 5 Worst Animals:
5. All neighbors' dogs
4. Mosquitoes
3. Giant cockroaches
2. Regular-sized cockroaches
1. Human (species)

Top 5 Places I'd Like to Kick Tai Lopez
5. His stupid face
4. His stupid ass
3. His stupid Lamborghini (no offense to Lamborghinis)
2. His stupid Tai taint
1. His stupid "naww ledge"

[Ziggy and Angelbaby]

Are you gonna do it here in his garage?

Yes. I'm going to kick him right in his garage.

[Fiction]

Are you gonna do it here in his garage?

Yes. I'm going to kick him right in his garage.

I initially misread "kick" as "fuck".

Top five things Tai Lopez loves more than books/knowledge:
1. His new Lamborghini
2. Himself
3. His garage
4. Speed (both the drug and the acceleration type)
5. Showing off

Though I do agree with him on one thing: school sucks.

[Ziggy and Angelbaby]

Though I do agree with him on one thing: school sucks.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[D.Va]

Top 5 warframes:

1. Wukong
2. Rhino
3. Trinity
4. Excalibur
5. Nova

[Kadae]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

How very profound.

Top five things to do when it's raining:

1. Drink tea
   
2. Read a good book
   
3. Listen to music
   
4. Dance in the rain
   
5. Make lists
   

[Fiction]

Top Five Things About Strobe

1. The Intro
2. The Buildup
3. The chord progressions (they always blow my mind)
4. The drop
5. Literally everything else <3

[Fiction]

Top Five Daft Punk Albums:

1. Discovery
2. Homework
3. Random Access Memories
4. Human After All
5. Daft Club

[Ziggy and Angelbaby]

Top 5 Ozzy Albums:
1. Ozzmosis
2. No More Tears
3. Blizzard of Ozz
4. Diary of a Madman
5. Bark at the Moon

[Ziggy and Angelbaby]

Top 5 Numbers:
1. 23
2. 36
3. 357
4. 13
5. 8