Random thoughts post 'em

[Ziggy and Angelbaby]

I wouldn't vote for Trump if he were the only candidate.
I wouldn't vote for Trump if he were running against a ham sandwich.
If it became sentient, fled his noggin, and ran against him in the election, I'd vote for Donald's hairpiece.
Even if it didn't become sentient and flee his noggin, I'd still vote for Donald's regular-old-hairpiece over the guy underneath it.
If a soggy bag of McDonald's fries were running against Trump, I'd vote for it. And probably want to eat the fries.
I would rather dance, barefooted, on a veritable minefield of LEGO blocks than have Trump as president.
I would rather bang my elbow on every door frame I walked through for the next four years than have Trump as president.
I would rather be unable to taste pizza than have Donald Trump as president. Pizza!
I would rather listen to Justin Bieber's discography on a loop for 24 hours than see Trump sworn in.
I would rather be kicked in a sensitive place by an ill-tempered kangaroo than actually have to acknowledge that guy as president.
If an ill-tempered kangaroo that kicked me in a sensitive place were running against Trump, I would vote for that kangaroo.