What really grinds your gears?

[Fiction]

My iPod is a worse liar than me. It says I got no storage, but I know that's bullshit because not only have I deleted all my photos, but I also deleted an app.

anything apple.
storage space using sd card instead of intenral memory that is limited as hell.

pick any one you want but you cannot have both as apple does not perceive their devices as used for anything requiring space to store apps and things, which is the entire purpose of portable devices

Yeah. Apple fucking sucks. Buying their products was one of my biggest mistakes.