05-09-2017, 01:12 PM
I was talking over this and that with another user, and it came to my attention that they'd never heard of Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman. Not surprising, I guess, since I feel older every day, but it was one of the most popular love songs back in the 90s, and one of the first ones I enjoyed. It's cheesy, yeah, and the singer does this weird thing with his voice, but it's still pretty good. I decided to ponify it.
Have You Ever Really Loved a Pony
To really
love your pony,
and to deserve her,
you've got to hold her through the night.
Share every thought,
breathe every dream,
adoring her wings, and helping her fly.
Then when you find yourself lying helpless
in her hooves,
you know you really
love your pony.
When you love your pony,
you tell her that she is your princess.
When you love your pony,
you tell her that she's your mare.
'Cause she'll need somebody
to tell her that they're gonna want her forever.
So tell me have you ever really,
really, really ever loved a pony?
To really love your pony,
you let her know you,
'til she can see the truth in your heart.
You share your breath,
you learn her taste,
until you know it in your dreams.
And when you can
see your unborn foals
in her eyes,
you know you really love your pony.
When you love your pony,
you tell her that she is your princess.
When you love your pony,
you tell her that she's your mare.
'Cause she needs somebody
to tell her that they'll always be beside her.
So tell me have you ever really,
really, really ever loved a pony?
Oh,
you got to give her your faith,
yes, that's right;
let her be your lead mare,
let her know she's your light.
She will be there for you,
taking good care of you.
You really gotta love your pony, yeah.
Then when you find yourself lying helpless
in her hooves,
you know you really
love a pony.
When you love your pony,
you tell her that she is your princess.
When you love your pony,
you tell her that she's your mare.
'Cause she'll need somebody
to tell her that they're gonna want her forever.
So tell me have you ever really,
really, really ever loved a pony?
Yeah,
just tell me have you ever really,
really, really ever loved a pony?
Oh,
just tell me have you ever really,
really, really ever loved
a pony?
Have You Ever Really Loved a Pony
To really
love your pony,
and to deserve her,
you've got to hold her through the night.
Share every thought,
breathe every dream,
adoring her wings, and helping her fly.
Then when you find yourself lying helpless
in her hooves,
you know you really
love your pony.
When you love your pony,
you tell her that she is your princess.
When you love your pony,
you tell her that she's your mare.
'Cause she'll need somebody
to tell her that they're gonna want her forever.
So tell me have you ever really,
really, really ever loved a pony?
To really love your pony,
you let her know you,
'til she can see the truth in your heart.
You share your breath,
you learn her taste,
until you know it in your dreams.
And when you can
see your unborn foals
in her eyes,
you know you really love your pony.
When you love your pony,
you tell her that she is your princess.
When you love your pony,
you tell her that she's your mare.
'Cause she needs somebody
to tell her that they'll always be beside her.
So tell me have you ever really,
really, really ever loved a pony?
Oh,
you got to give her your faith,
yes, that's right;
let her be your lead mare,
let her know she's your light.
She will be there for you,
taking good care of you.
You really gotta love your pony, yeah.
Then when you find yourself lying helpless
in her hooves,
you know you really
love a pony.
When you love your pony,
you tell her that she is your princess.
When you love your pony,
you tell her that she's your mare.
'Cause she'll need somebody
to tell her that they're gonna want her forever.
So tell me have you ever really,
really, really ever loved a pony?
Yeah,
just tell me have you ever really,
really, really ever loved a pony?
Oh,
just tell me have you ever really,
really, really ever loved
a pony?
Don't hesitate to AM(A)A
The bigger you build the bonfire, the more darkness is revealed.
Every possession and every happiness is but lent by chance for an uncertain time, and may therefore be demanded back the next hour.
The bigger you build the bonfire, the more darkness is revealed.
Every possession and every happiness is but lent by chance for an uncertain time, and may therefore be demanded back the next hour.