I'm old. More importantly, I feel old. Along with that comes nostalgia for the good ol' days. So, in between bouts of yelling at the kids to git off mai lawn, and making sure they know, that they don't know how good they have it these days, I started thinking about old cartoons...
That reminds me. Back in my day, ya see, we didn't have these cartoons on demand, and streaming services. We had to schedule our lives around the TV, otherwise we'd miss the good stuff. But that was ok, it was a simpler time, and we had our cartoons and we liked it that way!...
In fact, I remember back when I was around your age, and I said how much I hate commercials, and my dad, he fought in the war you see, he called me a godless commie, and back in those days, when someone called you a commie you didn't laugh it off! No sir-ree! Commies were bad! "Better dead than red," as the saying went. You never knew if Ivan was gonna come charging through the Fulda Gap with his AK-47, or not, so we had to be on guard in those days!...
You know, that brings to mind the time I was fishing out in the swamp, and I saw an alligator that...why are you all looking at me like that? I'm just telling you about the good ol' days.
Damn kids aint got no patience these days. No respect for your elders itellyouwhat. You don't know how good you have it. Get of my lawn.
*Sips prune juice* I hunted down a few episodes of the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and tonight, while taking a shower, came up with this silly thing.
I figure Flutters likes parties for her animals, so it fits.
TSFP
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies.
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies.
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies.
Heroines on 4 hooves:
Pony Power!
Equestria's
most fearsome friendship team!
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies.
They're heroines
and
Elements of Harmony.
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies.
When the evil baddy attacks,
these pony gals
shove a cactus up its ass!
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies.
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies.
Cely taught them
to be
a Friendship Team.
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies
Twilight leads,
and Rari makes things gleam!
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies.
Appul and Dash are rude!
Ponk and Flutters are the party crew!
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies
Heroines on 4 hooves:
Pony Power!
That reminds me. Back in my day, ya see, we didn't have these cartoons on demand, and streaming services. We had to schedule our lives around the TV, otherwise we'd miss the good stuff. But that was ok, it was a simpler time, and we had our cartoons and we liked it that way!...
In fact, I remember back when I was around your age, and I said how much I hate commercials, and my dad, he fought in the war you see, he called me a godless commie, and back in those days, when someone called you a commie you didn't laugh it off! No sir-ree! Commies were bad! "Better dead than red," as the saying went. You never knew if Ivan was gonna come charging through the Fulda Gap with his AK-47, or not, so we had to be on guard in those days!...
You know, that brings to mind the time I was fishing out in the swamp, and I saw an alligator that...why are you all looking at me like that? I'm just telling you about the good ol' days.
Damn kids aint got no patience these days. No respect for your elders itellyouwhat. You don't know how good you have it. Get of my lawn.
*Sips prune juice* I hunted down a few episodes of the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and tonight, while taking a shower, came up with this silly thing.
I figure Flutters likes parties for her animals, so it fits.
TSFP
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies.
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies.
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies.
Heroines on 4 hooves:
Pony Power!
Equestria's
most fearsome friendship team!
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies.
They're heroines
and
Elements of Harmony.
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies.
When the evil baddy attacks,
these pony gals
shove a cactus up its ass!
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies.
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies.
Cely taught them
to be
a Friendship Team.
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies
Twilight leads,
and Rari makes things gleam!
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies.
Appul and Dash are rude!
Ponk and Flutters are the party crew!
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies
Teenage Super Friendship Ponies
Heroines on 4 hooves:
Pony Power!
Don't hesitate to AM(A)A
The bigger you build the bonfire, the more darkness is revealed.
Every possession and every happiness is but lent by chance for an uncertain time, and may therefore be demanded back the next hour.
The bigger you build the bonfire, the more darkness is revealed.
Every possession and every happiness is but lent by chance for an uncertain time, and may therefore be demanded back the next hour.