07-14-2015, 04:54 PM
Welcome. I see you've chosen best pony. Cool.
Don't think that'll excuse you from the rules, though. Don't EVER. EVER. Lurk. Lurking is MY job, you fucker, so if you even THINK about lurking, I will fucking murder you, you son of a bitch.
Have some Twilight using a human keyboard for some reason.
Also, enjoy your stay. If you don't enjoy your stay, you're going to die. And no one will ever find your body.
Don't think that'll excuse you from the rules, though. Don't EVER. EVER. Lurk. Lurking is MY job, you fucker, so if you even THINK about lurking, I will fucking murder you, you son of a bitch.
Have some Twilight using a human keyboard for some reason.
Also, enjoy your stay. If you don't enjoy your stay, you're going to die. And no one will ever find your body.
Let me know if you need anything. I'm here to help.
Also, feel free to drop by my AMA. :Twilightsmile: