Introduction

[Lurker]

Welcome to WC. Some of us, like myself, do the lucid dreaming thing, while others prefer what's referred to as 'tulpamancing.' Either way, you're bound to find some good advice here.

I'm Lurker. Are you? No? Then don't lurk! Lurking is my job... so post often and you won't be a no-good Lurker wannabe. Which means I won't have to kill- I mean, murd- I mean, ask you to leave.

Have Gummy's description of my introduction routine.


Also, enjoy your stay, or else. Or else what? Exactly.