Yyyyyup

[Lurker]

Welcome to the party, man.

I'm Lurker. I lurk. If you lurk, you're fuckin' dead, kiddo. Lurking is MY thing. So, don't lurk. You can refrain from lurking by posting often, because if you're posting and stuff, then you can't be lurking at the same time.

Have Rainbow Dash hugging plushies of her waifu, Rarity.


Time 'til ship is sunk: Two minutes, tops, I give it.

Also, enjoy your stay. If you don't enjoy your stay on our nice little site, I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU AND FEED WHAT LITTLE MEAT WOULD BE LEFT ON YOUR BONES AFTER I'M THROUGH WITH YOU TO THE FISH.