The Dashmandments

[Ziggy and Angelbaby]

I've established an online "church" centering around Rainbow Dash: The Church of Rainbow Goddess. In before Lurker: It's mostly for fun! xD Angelbabe is cool with it so long as I don't take it too, too seriously. In addition to compiling excerpts from The RainBible, I've posted a set of ten Dashmandments; I do believe Sour Soul was the first to suggest the latter.

The Dashmandments

I. Whosoever haveth cider, must shareth thy cider. With Rainbow Dash. Obviously.
II. Toucheth NOT the hooves of Rainbow Goddess! Lest ye be hoofsmacked.
III. Slowpokes: Picketh up thy pace!
IV. Be thy head egg-shaped in nature, limit thy eggheadery. Really.
V. Honor the Bolts of Wonder as you would honor thy Goddess.
VI. Speaketh only kindly of she who Dares to Do.
VII. Honor the Winged Tortoise; for he was chosen by the Goddess.
VIII. Offer thy respect to She Who Scooteth.
IX. Waketh NOT the Goddess while She naps. Don't say She didn't warn you.
X. Seriously, though: Giveth Her some damn cider.

^ Angelbabe was especially helpful in writing the last one. xD

And here's a companion piece depicting Rainbow holding the tablets bearing the Dashmandments.