11-10-2015, 05:47 AM
(11-10-2015, 12:49 AM)Ziggy and Angelbaby Wrote: Because nothing worthwhile could possibly be said in less than sixteen pages.
Why are you an English major?
Because when I'm typing I have an incredible grasp of the English language that's so instinctual that I get A's on papers about Emily Dickinson without actually READING any Dickinson. I can be shockingly persuasive inside of those sixteen pages that I appear to know exactly what I'm talking about and how it relates to modern day. It's not that I can't do that, it's another thing I'm incredibly good at actually, it's just quicker to not read fifteen pages of poems and just type the paper.
Soul of the mind, key to life's ether. Soul of the lost, withdrawn from its vessel. Let strength be granted, so the world might be mended. So the world might be mended.