Pet Names?

[Sentimental Gentleman]

Does anyone want to share what they call their darling when the sweet talk starts?

For me, it's "A.J." It's simple, solid, and grounded, just like her!

When I really want to get her goat, though, I'll call her what I used to call her behind her back when we were just friends and I was pining after her: "My Dulci-neigh-a!"

It gives her cheeks a nice crimson blush...and my cheek a red, hoof-shaped mark. It's all in good fun, though; I'd never call her something she didn't actually like being called.