You learn something new every day.

[Fiction]

Dear Princess Kadae,

Today I think I learned that I hate my country probably as much as Kaltes hates the world. I especially hate the state I live in.(Texas)

Your faithful student, Fiction.

You should come live in the magical land of Australia!

But not really.

I found a massive white-tailed spider on the ceiling above my shower while I was in there this morning, holy shit.

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I wanna live in Canada instead.

I learned that Eborts is actually a song.