Introducing myself.
#1
Everyone needs an introduction. So... here I am, making one for myself.

I'm Lurker. I lurk. If you lurk, I'll kill you. Lurking's my thing. That means, get the hell off my introduction thread, you fucker, and start posting shit. Also, enjoy your stay. If you don't enjoy your stay, I will hug you so fucking hard you vomit friendship and rainbows for a week.

A little bit more about me: I'm pretty strong, have done a lot of pushups and crunches and stuff. I love art in all its forms, it's beautiful to see self-expression all over the place. We all have a story to be told. I like helping my friends through honest and rational critique, as well as general emotional support. I like friends, friends are nice. I enjoy me some hiking, some tennis, the cold-blooded murder of newbies who try to lurk when they know they shouldn't be lurking, and all sorts of food. Aside from honesty, I also highly value discipline. I can control my dreams, and often succeed in doing so if I'm not really incoherent on any given night. This is where I know Twilight, who is my wife, and I love her an awful lot.

Here's hoping this new community will provide a healthy and productive place to explore and discuss the possibilities of ponylove.

Let me know if you need anything. I'm here to help.

Also, feel free to drop by my AMA. :Twilightsmile:
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#2
(04-14-2015, 04:57 PM)TheWarden Wrote: ill have a number 5

Request granted! *gives number 5*

Let me know if you need anything. I'm here to help.

Also, feel free to drop by my AMA. :Twilightsmile:
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#3
Wel... wait, why am I welcoming you? You're Lurker, you always have been, and always will be. All praise Lurker!
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#4
XD I love you guys.

Let me know if you need anything. I'm here to help.

Also, feel free to drop by my AMA. :Twilightsmile:
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#5
Best fucking member since 2013.
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#6
Thank you, thank you. Smile

Let me know if you need anything. I'm here to help.

Also, feel free to drop by my AMA. :Twilightsmile:
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#7
I like your rapey hugs
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#8

Let me know if you need anything. I'm here to help.

Also, feel free to drop by my AMA. :Twilightsmile:
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