Fake waifu quotes

[Gray]

"The greatest happiness is to gather your enemy and cheer her before you. To see her cakes reduced to crumbs. To see those who love her jovial and in tears. And to gather to your bosom her joy and friendship."

Twilight Sparkle




Was originally a Genghis Kahn quote. Swapped a few words around to sound like something Twilight would say. Like the greatest happiness is to make old enemies into friends, and party and eat cake with them and friends and tears of joy from laughing and whatnot.

Thought it might be a fun forum game, to find famous quotes, and swap words around to sound like something waifu would say.

[Gentian]

Twilight! What is best in life?

To snuggle your human, to see them driven to joy, and to hear their gasps of love in the bedroom!

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What is a pony? A fuzzy little pile of cuteness! But enough talk, Daaaawwww at you!

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Young foal, only now, as a friend, do you understand.

[Gentian]

When you marooned me on this Celestia-forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, matey.

And what's that?

I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle. You savvy?