I've been meaning to say this for a while now, but, Spitfire isn't actually my Waifu, she doesn't even exist, my true Waifu, and tulpae, is the pie from the Gala.


Just look at her, she's so beautiful, her pretty Apple filling, that gorgeous crust, I can't live without her. Ever since I saw that episode I've been in love with Apple Pie (that's her name) Her and I have been together for three years and will be getting married next month, she's also 7 months pregnant with Penguin Pie JR, who will be our beloved son.

Thank you all for reading this

You're not the only one with something to confess.

Maud is no longer my waifu. She left me for Tom.

She said he was harder than I could ever be. ;_;

"Rock" is now my trigger word.

Anyone caught using that word will be stoned.

Spoiled Rich is my waifu now.

help me

...Penguin Pie Junior...

(04-02-2016, 10:28 AM)TheWarden Wrote: yall are dumb stop doing april fools jokes on april 1st do it on may 13th

rent a snow machine in august and make your neighbor have a white yard.

try the old dish soap on the grass to make words in foam when it rains trick.

when it's april 6th and apple pie is still pregnant

Pies can be hot.

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I'll show myself out.

(04-06-2016, 11:31 PM)AMereShadow Wrote: Pies can be hot.

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I'll show myself out.

apple pie with cinnamon or are we thinking chocolate?

Apple Pie faked being pregnant so I filled a divorce, she got all of our bananas and apples, but I got the carrots so I guess I win.

I'm now in a relationship with Spitfire.

Y... you mean no Penguin Pie Jr?

(04-08-2016, 11:51 AM)Gentian Wrote: Y... you mean no Penguin Pie Jr?

Unfortunately yes, no Penguin Pie Jr