Equestrian Rhapsody

[Gentian]

I ride my bicycle a lot. I'm poor, and can't afford a car, I hate driving anyway. Ponies are what keeps me going, as silly as that sounds. Anyway, while riding home after work I started humming Bohemian Rhapsody to myself, and tried to ponify it. When I got home, and got all the stuff done that needed doing, I decided to flesh it out. I hope you all like it!

I see a li-ttle silhouetto of a hoers.
Hear skidoosh,
hoers goes whoosh,
Will you watch the po-ne show?
Alicorny prin-cess,
won't you have teh sex with
ME?
Twi-light Spar-kle
Ce-les-ti-a
Prin-cess Lu-na
Prin-cess Ca-dance
Oh, teh ponez are so hot!
Magnifico-OH-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh!

I'm just a no-hooves, nobody loves me.
They're just a no-hooves
with a shit back-story!
Spare them a life,
lived without
teh pone!

Easy cum, easy go,
will you let me go?
OFF-TEH-RIDE?! Nooooo! We will not let you go!
Let them goooo!
OFF-TEH-RIDE?! We will not let you go
Let them goooo!
OFF-TEH-RIDE?! We will not let you go
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go!
never!
Will not let you go!
Never! Never! Never!
Let me go-o-o-o-ohhhhh!

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Oh Ce-les-tia, Ce-les-tia, Ce-les-tia, let me go.

Cuh-ri-sa-lis
has a changeling put aside for mee-ee-ee,
for mee-ee-ee,
for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!