12-10-2015, 09:39 AM
Babe told me a story.
About a giant crab. Named Monterey. Who lived in a forest under the ocean and listened to reggae. He was a gangster for a group called "The Claws." Ain't nobody messed with "The Claws." Except for Calamity Clam; a real bastard of a clam. And by bastard I mean that he was born out of wedlock. Which "The Claws," traditionally minded as they were, would often tease him about. So when Calamity launched a full-out assault against the stronghold of "The Claws" - a sunken ship called the "Bad Hair Day" - no one was particularly surprised.
Monterey, being 475 pounds and having the personality of a steamroller, quickly put down Calamity. But, unexpectedly and in a moment of compassion, decided to spare the great Clam. And then they got gay married. Which is like regular married, but gay. Are you really f*****g writing this, Ziggy? Yes, you are. Oh my god.
The End
About a giant crab. Named Monterey. Who lived in a forest under the ocean and listened to reggae. He was a gangster for a group called "The Claws." Ain't nobody messed with "The Claws." Except for Calamity Clam; a real bastard of a clam. And by bastard I mean that he was born out of wedlock. Which "The Claws," traditionally minded as they were, would often tease him about. So when Calamity launched a full-out assault against the stronghold of "The Claws" - a sunken ship called the "Bad Hair Day" - no one was particularly surprised.
Monterey, being 475 pounds and having the personality of a steamroller, quickly put down Calamity. But, unexpectedly and in a moment of compassion, decided to spare the great Clam. And then they got gay married. Which is like regular married, but gay. Are you really f*****g writing this, Ziggy? Yes, you are. Oh my god.
The End
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