Favorite Quotes

[Pacifist]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum." -Duke Nukem

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last?... I lied." -John Matrix

[Fiction]

"Burn all the babies!" -Tiny Tina

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"You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things to according to plan, even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that a gangbanger will get shot, or that a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics because it's part of the plan. But if I say that one little old mayor will die, then everyone loses their minds!" -Joker

[Fiction]

"Everyone dies and everyone lies" -Elena Siegman, 115

[EquestrianPenguin]

Erron Black- "We don't want any"
Quan Chi- "Any of what?"
Erron Black- "Any of the bullshit you're peddling"

-Mortal Kombat X intro fight dialogue

[EquestrianPenguin]

Erron Black- "Mr. Takashi"
Takedo- "Give me your best shot"
Erron Black- "One shots all I need"

[Kaltes-Herzeleid]

"Let's do what I do best: Ejaculate blood into a storm drain."
-Mr. Plinkett

[Fiction]

"Ooh girl, shock me like an electric eel. Baby girl, turn me on with your electric feel." -MGMT, Electric Feel

[EquestrianPenguin]

"The lives of some men, if walls could talk to spill the lies, we'd see the world through Devils eyes" Doing Time, Avenged Sevenfold

"A gun is the best offense" Erron Black MKX

"Like your new holes?" Erron Black MKX

[Pacifist]

"Hey babe, wanna be the wind?" -Wind Rider

He must have used this line at least once.

[Fiction]

"Let me take you down 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real, and nothing to get hung about. Strawberry fields forever!" -John Lennon, The Beatles, Strawberry Fields Forever