Hi folks

[Gentian]

Hello everyone. I'm new, and what kind of new person would I be if I didn't say hello? Not the kind I want to be, that's for sure. So "Hello." And all that. Yes, ALL of it.

[EquestrianPenguin]

Nice to meet you, hope you find what you're looking for here!

[Kadae]

Hey hey, welcome to the forum!

I'm Kadae! I like tea, a grey pony and a bunch of other things too.

I hope your stay here is spectacular, and I look forward to seeing your posts around these parts!

[Ziggy and Angelbaby]

Very informative introduction. xD It told me that you are "new," that you are a "new person," and that you say, "Hello." It gets the job done regardless.

Welcome to Waffle Central, new person. Friendly warning: Brace for Lurker. < _<

[Honey Wings and Nick]

Welcome! I'm relatively new too, hope to see you around!

[Lurker]

Hey. Who's your waifu? If you don't have a waifu, get the fuck out, you casual piece of shit. No one likes casuals.

No, I'm kidding. I'm Lurker. Lurking, lying about lurking, and scaring the newbies are my things.

Don't lurk, you wannabe Lurker motherfucker, or I'm gonna fucking kill you.

Don't forget to enjoy your stay, too, or else I'm still gonna fucking kill you.

[Fiction]

Lurker doesn't mean anything. Am casual myself.

Welcome to these forums!

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[Lurker]

Don't you worry, Fiction. I'm well aware of your CASUALNESS. And one of these days, my unthinkably over-complicated plan (that may or may not exist) to bring about your demise WILL COME TO FRUITION!!

[Fiction]

Don't you worry, Fiction. I'm well aware of your CASUALNESS. And one of these days, my unthinkably over-complicated plan (that may or may not exist) to bring about your demise WILL COME TO FRUITION!!

Can one of these days please be today?

[Lurker]

Noooo! NOOOOO!!!