The Fun Pun Thread

[Fiction]

when I first found out about Magic: The Gathering, I made the dumbest pun ever. I said to my friend, "Sounds like a gathering."

[Ziggy and Angelbaby]

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal turned to the other and said, "This taste funny to you?"

[EquestrianPenguin]

I can't remember the last time I got a good night sleep. But my bed can, it's memory foam

[Pacifist]

I'm a good boyfriend to Rock Pone. I never take her for granite.

[Ziggy and Angelbaby]

I'm gonna quote an excerpt from "Guards! Guards!" by Terry Pratchett:

"I've always thought," said the monarchist, pulling out a pipe and beginning to fill it with the ponderous air of one who is going to deliver a lecture, "that one of the major problems of being a king is the risk of your daughter getting a prick."

There was a thoughtful pause.

"And falling asleep for a hundred years," the monarchist went on stolidly.

"Ah," said the others, unaccountably relieved.

[EquestrianPenguin]

I like standing by the pool and watching people swim, it gets me wet.

[EquestrianPenguin]

What does a kinky vegetable say?

Artichoke me daddy

[Ziggy and Angelbaby]

Some of these puns are so dirty; I fear they could become a stain on this topic.