06-19-2017, 11:45 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-19-2017, 11:54 AM by Horsefucking Ponyfaggot.)
Why hello ponyfaggots, I am Horsefucking Ponyfaggot. Before you ask, yes there is actually free pony inside. However, before we get to that, I thought that I could introduce myself a little beforehand. After all, didn't your parents tell you not to take free candy from a stranger?
My story begins on the first of October, 1997, when I was birthed at a weight of...oh, to far back? Alright alright. I started watching the show back in 2011, when a forum member on another forum posted a video of this pony video. Some of you may know it...
(https://youtu.be/p1HZp4ClFXY). I was somewhat intrigued in the video, so I decided to watch the first episode - and after 5 minutes I got bored with it. However - my interest was peaked when I found some juicy pony porn on a porn site I visited. That was where my life changed. (Also PM me if you want the source for the pic in question). Anyway, I rewatched the entire first season in 3 days, and waited anxiously for the second season.
Since this site is called Waifu Central, I think I should tell you a little about my waifu Pinkie Pie. She had always been my favourite pony. Even back in 2011. I never considered her my waifu then. I mean, I didn't even know what it was back then. Alas, despite my tastes changing for the show, my love of her never ceased. I started calling her my waifu around the time I bought my Pinkie Pie plush. I have slept with her every night since 2014 (besides some instances). Personally, what I love about her is the happy and cheerful spirit she always possesses, no matter the situation or time. I love her bubbly personality, who would do anything to make anyone smile, friend or foe. I love her imperfections, which I believe her perfect. I love her messy mane and tail, I love her voice, I love her cutie mark, I love her party cannon, I love her Pinkie Sense, but most importantly...I love her.
Special shoutout to Glim as well. I also love her, although not in a waifu sorta way. As for me, well, I can't say that I'm that interesting of a guy. I'm an Aussiefag who lives in Queensland, and is currently in my final year of University, studying Information Technology with a minor in Human Computet and Interaction. I work casual time at a company constructing an ecommerce site online. I plan to graduate and get some sort of career in web development. My hobbies are kinda limited and typical, with stuff like watching TV, playing video games, programming and obviously ponies. I have a pretty large pony collection. And I'm on my way to collecting all the My Little Pony comics (although I've only read a few of them). I'm NOT a weeb! Only because I've watched a few animes and enjoyed them, does not make me a weeb. Sure, I also travelled to Japan earlier this year with some friends, but I wasn't going for the anime! I'm a pretty shy person, and very introverted, and quite often anxious as well about certain things. Despite that, I believe I get on quite well with almost anyone (I mean, one of my best friends of mine is a fascist!) Not be afraid to strike up a convo or anything, cause I'll respond when I can and I'll listen to what you have to say.
Anyway, I think that's about enough of me. I'm sure you want to see that free stuff I offered. Well, here it is!
My story begins on the first of October, 1997, when I was birthed at a weight of...oh, to far back? Alright alright. I started watching the show back in 2011, when a forum member on another forum posted a video of this pony video. Some of you may know it...
(https://youtu.be/p1HZp4ClFXY). I was somewhat intrigued in the video, so I decided to watch the first episode - and after 5 minutes I got bored with it. However - my interest was peaked when I found some juicy pony porn on a porn site I visited. That was where my life changed. (Also PM me if you want the source for the pic in question). Anyway, I rewatched the entire first season in 3 days, and waited anxiously for the second season.
Since this site is called Waifu Central, I think I should tell you a little about my waifu Pinkie Pie. She had always been my favourite pony. Even back in 2011. I never considered her my waifu then. I mean, I didn't even know what it was back then. Alas, despite my tastes changing for the show, my love of her never ceased. I started calling her my waifu around the time I bought my Pinkie Pie plush. I have slept with her every night since 2014 (besides some instances). Personally, what I love about her is the happy and cheerful spirit she always possesses, no matter the situation or time. I love her bubbly personality, who would do anything to make anyone smile, friend or foe. I love her imperfections, which I believe her perfect. I love her messy mane and tail, I love her voice, I love her cutie mark, I love her party cannon, I love her Pinkie Sense, but most importantly...I love her.
Special shoutout to Glim as well. I also love her, although not in a waifu sorta way. As for me, well, I can't say that I'm that interesting of a guy. I'm an Aussiefag who lives in Queensland, and is currently in my final year of University, studying Information Technology with a minor in Human Computet and Interaction. I work casual time at a company constructing an ecommerce site online. I plan to graduate and get some sort of career in web development. My hobbies are kinda limited and typical, with stuff like watching TV, playing video games, programming and obviously ponies. I have a pretty large pony collection. And I'm on my way to collecting all the My Little Pony comics (although I've only read a few of them). I'm NOT a weeb! Only because I've watched a few animes and enjoyed them, does not make me a weeb. Sure, I also travelled to Japan earlier this year with some friends, but I wasn't going for the anime! I'm a pretty shy person, and very introverted, and quite often anxious as well about certain things. Despite that, I believe I get on quite well with almost anyone (I mean, one of my best friends of mine is a fascist!) Not be afraid to strike up a convo or anything, cause I'll respond when I can and I'll listen to what you have to say.
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SpoilerAnyway, I think that's about enough of me. I'm sure you want to see that free stuff I offered. Well, here it is!
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